Jokes : शादी के रिश्ते पर बेहतरीन कॉमेडी !

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3-4 साल पहले परिवार में शादी के जबरदस्त दबाव के चलते मुझे शादी के लिए एक सुंदर लड़की से मिलवाया गया...

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मिलने के बाद लड़की ने मेरी प्राईवेट नौकरी को ले के नापसंद करते हुए मुझे Reject कर दिया...

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मैंने खिसियाते हुए बोला कि तुम गलती कर रही हो, देखना 2 साल बाद यही नौकरी और मुझे कितना ऊपर ले जाएगी।

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अलबत्ता, एक साल बाद ऊस लड़की की शादी हो गई जो होनी ही थी।

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2 साल बाद... मैने उसी खूबसूरत लड़की को उसके पति के साथ नई कार में एक ट्रैफिक सिग्नल पर देखा।

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उस समय मैं अपनी राजदूत मोटरसाइकिल को किक मार रहा था , उसने अपनी कार से मेरी तरफ देखा,

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लेकिन हेलमेट पहने होने से वह मुझे पहचान न सकी, और दूसरी तरफ देखने लगी।

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उस समय मुझे हेलमेट की अहमियत का एहसास हुआ । इसलिए अपनी सेफ्टी के लिए हेलमेट हमेशा अवश्य पहने !!

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जो आपको सर उठाकर जीने की राह दिखायेगा ।। कभी शर्मिंदगी का एहसास नहीं होने देगा ।

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एक बात और सिर्फ़ फिल्मों मे ही आशिक 2-3 साल मे करोड़पति बन जाते हैं ।

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असल जिन्दगी मे 2-3 साल मे ज्यादा कुछ नहीं बदलता बस पुरानी से नयी मोटरसाइकिल तक ही बदलाव हो पाता हैं ।

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